Frogmarch
Leave the Kenyan sheep alone. Leave the rest of them alone, too, but, well, be extra careful of how the locals and/or neighbors might behave if you get caught having sex with their sheep.
He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said.
We have to call this inaccurate, however. Frogmarching is accomplished by carrying someone by grabbing the collar and the belt at the same time. Obviously that's not possible here.
But again, consider the behavior of the locals - if you have sex with a sheep, they might start making up other animals you've had sex with and accuse you of witchcraft to boot...
The bloodied shoe repairer adamantly denied allegations that he was a wizard and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep.Sex with sheep is different in Africa, it seems. He also claims to have used a condom.
Tue Jun 21 13:00:00 EDT 2005
