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Ringtones

Need: ringtones that don't make me puke.

Criteria:

a couple categories/styles
you get the point in 10 seconds or less
frequency range to cut through environments

a) sonic, electronic, "hip" to the hippity hop.

i) international electronic

Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/04 You're Gonna Get Yours
Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/08 Night of the Living Baseheads
Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/09 Cold Lampin'
Missy Elliott feat. Nelly Furtado/Unknown Album/Get Ur Freak On [remix]
bootlegs/dinbot-whipsta

iii) international local focal

Chinnathambi/Unknown Album/Povama Oorkolam (first 17 seconds are excellent!)
ethiopiques/vol_8/Swinging Addis - Qeresh endewaza (Pre vocals)
bombay/Unknown/kuchi_kuchi_raakkamma (careful edit)
Old Tamil/old is gold by tsp team/Alaya manijin Osaijai
ethiopiques/vol_4/Various - Yekatit - February
Yat Kha

b) something lighthearted and "clever" and ring-toney

ii) friendly

The Cramps/Unknown Album/She Said
Violent Femmes/Unknown Album/Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (Jetsons).mp3
PICASIO2.mp3
M.I.A._Diplo/Piracy Funds Terrorism Volume 1/01 Galangaton (Diplo Mix)
Run DMC/Unknown Album/You Talk Too Much
DJ Pantshead of The Evolution Control Committee/Unknown Album/Surfin' Bass
SleazyBoy/Unknown Album/Billie's Alive (Junkie Elvis Mix)

iii) odd

David Peel & The Lower East Side/Have A Marijuana/Up Against The Wall (just the yea yeah yeah part)
Foxy Brown/Unknown Album/Tongue Song_Dirty.mp3 (only with a clever edit)

c) off the map

i) rock

Darkthrone/Unknown Album/Transilvanian Hunger
Dillinger Escape Plan/Unknown Album/43% Burnt
Vomitory/Unknown Album/Raped In Their Own Blood
Zeni Geva/Freedom Bondage/09 Ground Zero
godflesh/songs_of_love_and_hate/godflesh-circle_of_shit.ogg
Pink Fairies/Unknown Album/01 The Snake
Litter,The/Unknown Album/Mindbreaker
Lightning bolt: faerie folk (or track 4), assassins, 2 towers, crown of storms (ok that's it. that's the fucking rock ring tone to kill all. get the transition from the intro to the stomp, seconds 16-36)

ii) eclectic

wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/06-rude_boy_rock
wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/03-psyche_out
wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/11-metamo_3
wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/01-dj_technics
Sun City Girls/Unknown Album/Kickin' The Dragon.mp3
Clinic: Cement Mixer
Throbbing Gristle's Greatest Hits/02 Hot On The Heels Of Love
Yma Sumac
BL_Zhou_Qishing_-_The_Model

Conclusion: [Ed: Thu May 25 00:11:26 EDT 2006 - no conclusion, no ringtones. too damn busy to transfer some bluetoothy shit

Published: Tue Nov 01 17:22:22 EST 2005 Permalink

Thought for the Day, No. 1828

God has one true name, but no man knows it. Satan has many names, but none of them are true. - St. Pliny the Gypsy

Published: Wed Mar 09 00:00:00 EST 2005 Permalink

You Forgot Poland

1. You forgot Poland.
2. Need some wood?
3. ???
4. Profit

Published: Tue Nov 16 10:49:33 EST 2004 Permalink

spam poem 01

That's fine! said Rob, as he took the tube It was scarcely six inches long, and hollow at one end The busy lives of men, proceeded the Demon, require them to move about and travel in all directions

Does further evidence support our findings?

Did I mention that spammers are plagiarists, too?

Published: Mon Jun 21 22:42:42 EDT 2004 Permalink

wall of sleep

I was gonna write something about Sleep. But I'm not gonna say it any better than this. except that guy isn't giving absolutego enough credit. but there are several detune sequences here that are the sonic equivalent of a rollercoaster drop. mighty.

what the hell? i like heavy. like Boris: how did I miss this for so long? what else can you say about a record with a pastel-ish kartoony depiction of a bug-eyed barbarian in a skullkap, with fangs, big clawed talonfeet, waving a scimitar, riding a horse with 4 heads, each more demonic than the last but possibly only shadow-heads, with a back cover of a wizard kinda guy and some weird incense stuff. it's enough to make electric wizard's "wizard with bong" album cover look "not that stoned"?

Published: Fri Jun 04 23:05:14 EDT 2004 Permalink

smell of blood

meta-author: jack fuzz I CAN SMELL MY OWN BLOOD! what just happened?

Published: Fri Apr 30 11:48:13 EDT 2004 Permalink

survival

after pee, instructions: pull up pants, close lid, flush toilet, wash hands, dry hands. this is now called: pully, magu, flusha, survival, and hicks.

the snowman is called mr. shivers.

daisy aka terrence would have appreciated this i know.

Published: Mon Mar 01 20:04:49 EST 2004 Permalink

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a) sonic, electronic, "hip" to the hippity hop.

b) something lighthearted and "clever" and ring-toney

c) off the map

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