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Ringtones

Need: ringtones that don't make me puke.

Criteria:

  1. a couple categories/styles
  2. you get the point in 10 seconds or less
  3. frequency range to cut through environments

a) sonic, electronic, "hip" to the hippity hop.

  • i) international electronic
    • Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/04 You're Gonna Get Yours
    • Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/08 Night of the Living Baseheads
    • Public Enemy/Bring the Noise 2000/09 Cold Lampin'
    • Missy Elliott feat. Nelly Furtado/Unknown Album/Get Ur Freak On [remix]
    • bootlegs/dinbot-whipsta
  • iii) international local focal
    • Chinnathambi/Unknown Album/Povama Oorkolam (first 17 seconds are excellent!)
    • ethiopiques/vol_8/Swinging Addis - Qeresh endewaza (Pre vocals)
    • bombay/Unknown/kuchi_kuchi_raakkamma (careful edit)
    • Old Tamil/old is gold by tsp team/Alaya manijin Osaijai
    • ethiopiques/vol_4/Various - Yekatit - February
    • Yat Kha

b) something lighthearted and "clever" and ring-toney

  • ii) friendly
    • The Cramps/Unknown Album/She Said
    • Violent Femmes/Unknown Album/Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (Jetsons).mp3
    • PICASIO2.mp3
    • M.I.A._Diplo/Piracy Funds Terrorism Volume 1/01 Galangaton (Diplo Mix)
    • Run DMC/Unknown Album/You Talk Too Much
    • DJ Pantshead of The Evolution Control Committee/Unknown Album/Surfin' Bass
    • SleazyBoy/Unknown Album/Billie's Alive (Junkie Elvis Mix)
  • iii) odd
    • David Peel & The Lower East Side/Have A Marijuana/Up Against The Wall (just the yea yeah yeah part)
    • Foxy Brown/Unknown Album/Tongue Song_Dirty.mp3 (only with a clever edit)

c) off the map

  • i) rock
    • Darkthrone/Unknown Album/Transilvanian Hunger
    • Dillinger Escape Plan/Unknown Album/43% Burnt
    • Vomitory/Unknown Album/Raped In Their Own Blood
    • Zeni Geva/Freedom Bondage/09 Ground Zero
    • godflesh/songs_of_love_and_hate/godflesh-circle_of_shit.ogg
    • Pink Fairies/Unknown Album/01 The Snake
    • Litter,The/Unknown Album/Mindbreaker
    • Lightning bolt: faerie folk (or track 4), assassins, 2 towers, crown of storms (ok that's it. that's the fucking rock ring tone to kill all. get the transition from the intro to the stomp, seconds 16-36)
  • ii) eclectic
    • wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/06-rude_boy_rock
    • wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/03-psyche_out
    • wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/11-metamo_3
    • wfmu_parsed/tooniez_for_looniez/01-dj_technics
    • Sun City Girls/Unknown Album/Kickin' The Dragon.mp3
    • .
    • Clinic: Cement Mixer
    • Throbbing Gristle's Greatest Hits/02 Hot On The Heels Of Love
    • Yma Sumac
    • BL_Zhou_Qishing_-_The_Model
Conclusion: [Ed: Thu May 25 00:11:26 EDT 2006 - no conclusion, no ringtones. too damn busy to transfer some bluetoothy shit
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Thought for the Day, No. 1828
God has one true name, but no man knows it. Satan has many names, but none of them are true. - St. Pliny the Gypsy
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You Forgot Poland
1. You forgot Poland.
2. Need some wood?
3. ???
4. Profit
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spam poem 01

That's fine! said Rob, as he took the tube It was scarcely six inches long, and hollow at one end The busy lives of men, proceeded the Demon, require them to move about and travel in all directions

Does further evidence support our findings?

Did I mention that spammers are plagiarists, too?

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wall of sleep

I was gonna write something about Sleep. But I'm not gonna say it any better than this. except that guy isn't giving absolutego enough credit. but there are several detune sequences here that are the sonic equivalent of a rollercoaster drop. mighty.

what the hell? i like heavy. like Boris: how did I miss this for so long? what else can you say about a record with a pastel-ish kartoony depiction of a bug-eyed barbarian in a skullkap, with fangs, big clawed talonfeet, waving a scimitar, riding a horse with 4 heads, each more demonic than the last but possibly only shadow-heads, with a back cover of a wizard kinda guy and some weird incense stuff. it's enough to make electric wizard's "wizard with bong" album cover look "not that stoned"?

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smell of blood
meta-author: jack fuzz I CAN SMELL MY OWN BLOOD! what just happened?
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survival

after pee, instructions: pull up pants, close lid, flush toilet, wash hands, dry hands. this is now called: pully, magu, flusha, survival, and hicks.

the snowman is called mr. shivers.

daisy aka terrence would have appreciated this i know.

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