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just another tether just another bond that binds just another test for hearts, for minds still another kind of time leaves us stranded in between the gloves of hands that carry hanging void in space don't remember entering this world creep up on top stuck listening phasic lines spiraling a wireframe grid a spider web and here we are trapped again the pressure grows and grows until we can't take it and so there's a way out but nothing but nothing but (go!) love can keep it together to see it feel it bleed it got it need it saw it feed it dying light gathering clouds ray shines through can't reach it back in the dark nightness of space light on my face source unknown a spotlight shining on my tears exposing my fears leaving me here it's weird, it's weird how long has it been since it's happening again i can't remember why it started or finished gain everything then lose it again in a minute it's vanished, it's gone, done in by nuclear fission. end of transmission

Once upon a time (Date: Sun, 14 May 2000 19:58:55 -0700), I received an e-mail announcing CONFIRMATION OF MINISTERIAL ORDINATION. Inside, it said WELCOME to the ULC, New Minister...

I had no idea how this had happened, until I saw it said

You received this email as a welcome message after being ordained with the Universal Life Church. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE and is NOT sent to you unsolicited. The ULC also frowns on SPAM. If you did not ordain yourself or have no idea why you received this message, then some prankster ordained you without your permission. Sadly some people have nothing better to do and so we apologize that we cannot filter this out automatically.

Oh, well. Actually I can't even remember what that email address was legitimately used for (if anything). So I am now "authorized and fully empowered to FORGIVE SINS." Yay!

That's not all: We believe everyone is already a member of the church and is just not aware of it as yet. Now there's something I can believe in!

For only $5.00, you can get one of these Special Titles: Bishop, Monsignor, Cardinal, Lama, Right Reverend, Deacon, Guru, Arch Priest, Spritual Counselor,Colonel, Sister, Archbishop, Field Missionary, Friar, Abbot, Reverend Mother, Arch Deacon, Brahman, Bible Historian, Rabbi, Dervish, Brother, Father, Universal Religious Philosopher, Shaman, Swami, Magus, Patriarch, Healing Minister, Pastor General, Elder, Evangelist, Metropolitan, Thanatologist, Free Thinker, Mystical Philospher, Ascetic Gnostic, Universal Rabbi, Hadj, Flying Missionary, Abbess, Preceptor, Soul Therapist, High Priest, Scribe, Priest, Revelator, Missionary Healer, Chaplain, Reverend Father, Prophet, High Priestess, Iman, Abbe, Cure', Most Reverend, Mother Superior, Christian Apostolic Scribe, Scribe, Ananda, Lay Sister, Rector, Archcardinal, Druid, Orthodox Monk, Starets, Missionary of Music, The Very Esteemed, Parochial Educator, Monk, Religious Preacher, Baron, Apostle of Humility, Preacher, Wizard, Angel, Pastoral Counselor, Directress, Missionary Priest, Can!tor, Disciple, Baroness, Vicar, Reverend, Canon, Messenger, Teller, Saintly Healer, Spiritual Warrior, Minister of Peace, Goddess, Peace Counselor, Priestess, Seer, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality. I think I already am a Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality (I doubt if I know it), but I would like to be a Flying Missionary and a Spiritual Warrior. Or maybe a Wizard.

Honestly, if you have a problem with the Universal Life Church, you got some kind of problem

-- SsEye

bakamah!

there is no reason for advising the reductivism of such and like.

we have seen ciphers and texts, and you are making a dangerous assumption. yeah, you don't get it. that's fine. you aren't supposed to. we don't care. we can lay our code in the open and you will not see it. we are operating without a net.

sleepers, awake. or at least: go pee-pee on the potty.

today i saw slimy paint stuff in a puddle in my parking lot. i thought "how funny, chartreuse isn't exactly a fisherman's kinda color". then i saw that it was not paint, but pollen. it was everywhere. even on my car.

and i thought, biowarfare is lame: it will probably kill more people on your own side if it's really good, and it really isn't any good. and chem warfare isn't any better. overall, you'd do a hated enemy more harm, dollar per kill, by giving them free cigarettes.

so what's a wannabe mass murderer to do? the problem with CBW (that's "chemical and biological weapons" for you unhip losers) is primarily effective dispersal. and in the case of bio-weapons - engineered plagues, specifically - the problem is blowback. people travel. illnesses travel. there's only one small battlefield.

get smart. create a tree virus. have it generate, as a side product, a nasty poison. in the tree flowers. and have it blow everywhere. you get a rain of neurotoxins, and if you are far enough away - and have a different type of trees - the blowback potential is minimal. and from the amount of pollen shit on my car, it could kill everyone.

ok, it's not really a very plausible idea, thank goodness. it's plausible enough that michael crichton had better start making fake notes to predate this writing (Sat Jun 21 06:09:24 GMT 2003) or he'll never be able to rip me off for his next book. think about it - it's just like ronnie reagan said - trees are the cause of most pollution.

  86: ELAN JADE MUD LOAN TEET HOW  
  87: HOB ROE BEAD FAME LIST ROW   
  88: BRED SKID RINK LYNN BOMB NEE 
  89: SPY LAG NONE FILE CAVE VALE  
  90: SOLD BUG ICON FOR NUDE JUKE  

what gets you know-where?

i tiny. i toony. i all a little loony.

it is not a telescope, no! it is not a knife and it is not a fork! it is for digging.

i and tiger are friends.

data - analog. perfecting the image.